The party was a smashing success! The apartment has never looked better than it did when guests arrived, as Alexis, HB, Jordan, and I busted our butts to get it sparkling. And Hottie hung stuff up on the walls, so go Team Hottie! Now our walls have character.

I'm going to try and list everyone who was there. If I miss you, comment and I'll fix it.

Me and Alexis, of course. And Hottie Bartender. AND...
harlequinskiss, jimbexleyspeed, eriker, nickiq, vaxjo, sordidliving, sxoidmal, spikenheimer, eatstoomuchjam, allinone, 433, iguana, ladyslaughter, komatoast, antid0te, hexagonalcarbon, ande2713, gidon, Will (does Will not have an LJ?), xanderphreak, Lauren, Clint, Mike, Warthog, Vince, lokey, and.... I think that's it!

It was a lot of fun. Everyone brought tons of beer and liquor, we didn't do too much grilling, but lots of snacks were devoured. I think we consumed more cigarettes as a group than food. The midnight curfew was extended due to Too Much Fun, and things wrapped up around 1:20.

Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who came by and welcomed us into our new Chateau du Trashy Whore. Trashy Whore #1 and I (Trashy Whore #2) look forward to the many hours of cleaning up the party tornado's wake and drinking the leftover beers.